THE ETHOLOGICAL STUDY OF THE GREAT WHITE GORILLA
The story that illuminates the complete absurdity of our time.
The study that confirms it.
This novel is for you if you have ever felt like:
-Trying to understand the thought process and behavior of the opposite sex feels like studying another species
-Trying to understand the thought process and behavior of the opposite political side feels like studying another species
-Modern life is a mess and something is clearly missing, but it feels impossible to change
-Climate change has caused an entire generation a crippling existential crisis
-We are living through the ultimate trial of Western civilization, and its indictment or redemption will determine the next century's fate
…Are you intrigued yet?
critically acclaimed by important, influential, and totally real people:
“AN ABSOLUTE MASTERPIECE!”
- MY MOM
“John Steinbeck meets Lena Dunham meets David Sedaris”
- Siri
“If you’ve ever loved to hate someone, or hated to love someone, this book is for you.”
- Katie from the Bathroom
“a compelling and hilarious roadmap of the millennial woman’s mind…
written better than I EVER could, OR EVER WILL!”
- ChatGPT
THE STUDy
Great white gorillas are the alpha males of gorilla-industrius violentus, a species that has become endangered by its own doing.
Will they outconsume the planet’s resources, bringing down the whole ecosystem with them? What can be learned about the GWG to prevent this global crisis?
THE STORY
Nina Distrella– a broke, freshly-dumped and delightfully cynical environmentalist– is on a mission to pay off her student loans by writing the perfect female-led action movie, with a perfect villain…
On a people-watching outing in the infuriatingly fancy part of town, she meets Cam Benzin– fossil fuel mogul, one percenter, and unapologetic chauvinist. A better villain could not have fallen into her lap, and at just the right time…
